So you'll know . . . eating broccoli just to show your son it makes a person fart a lot . . . does not make him interested in trying it for himself. (January 5th)
Matthew: "I don't need a shower . . . I just played out in the snow and got clean!" (January 12th)
Mom: “Go take a shower and brush your teeth.”
Matthew: “Okay.”
(10 minutes later)
Mom: “Time to come out.”
Matthew: “Okay.”
(He’s dressed.)
Mom: “Did you brush your teeth?”
Matthew: “Yes.”
(Mom goes to the bathroom . . . because she needs to . . . and then checks his toothbrush.)
Mom: “You didn’t brush your teeth . . . your toothbrush is not even wet!”
Matthew: “I dried it off when I was done.”
Mom: “Yeah, right.”
(Mom goes to shower and checks out soap . . . it’s dry.)
Mom: “Did you use soap when you showered?”
Matthew: “Yeah . . . and I dried it off too!”
[Note: He later apologized for not being so honest.]
(January 17th)
Why build a snowman when you can just do his face:
Another favorite reading spot:
1 comment:
These are so great Julie! Ya'll are such a fun family! :)
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